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Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase 'Paku-Paku,' which means to flap one's mouth open and closed. They changed it because they

Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase 'Paku-Paku,' which means to flap one's mouth open and closed. They changed it because they Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Driving and my penis... They are both hard for you

Driving and my penis... They are both hard for you Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock!

Are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock! Bad Pick-up line Paul
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DID YOU FALL FROM HEAVEN? BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS PRETTY FUCKED UP

DID YOU FALL FROM HEAVEN? BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS PRETTY FUCKED UP Bad Pick-up line Paul
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how do you like your eggs? poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

how do you like your eggs? poached, scrambled, or fertilized? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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is your dad a plumber? because you're the shit

is your dad a plumber? because you're the shit Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Are you an archaeologist? cause i got a bone for you to examine

Are you an archaeologist? cause i got a bone for you to examine Bad Pick-up line Paul
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You smell nice. Like something I want to have sex with.

You smell nice. Like something I want to have sex with. Bad Pick-up line Paul
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May I push your stool in?

May I push your stool in? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Is your father in prison? Because if i was your father I'd be in prison

Is your father in prison? Because if i was your father I'd be in prison Bad Pick-up line Paul
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