Bad Pick-up line Paul

If I wrote the alphabet, I'd put u and I together U c what I did there?

If I wrote the alphabet, I'd put u and I together U c what I did there?  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Are you an angel? Because i want you to drown in my cum

Are you an angel? Because i want you to drown in my cum  Bad Pick-up line Paul

your voice is so husky i bet it could pull a dogsled

your voice is so husky i bet it could pull a dogsled  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Are you an angel? Because I have an erection.

Are you an angel? Because I have an erection.  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Do you like to eat shit? Because girl, you are so fly

Do you like to eat shit? Because girl, you are so fly  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Wanna play Carnival? You can sit on my face, and I'll guess how much you weigh

Wanna play Carnival? You can sit on my face, and I'll guess how much you weigh  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's to long

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's to long  Bad Pick-up line Paul

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can totally see myself in your pants.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can totally see myself in your pants.   Bad Pick-up line Paul

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.  Bad Pick-up line Paul

i've got a 9-inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears

i've got a 9-inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears  Bad Pick-up line Paul
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