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Bad Pick-up line Paul

I just shit my pants Can I get into yours

I just shit my pants Can I get into yours Bad Pick-up line Paul
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The only negative thing about me Is my HIV test

The only negative thing about me Is my HIV test Bad Pick-up line Paul
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body Would you have sex with me?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body Would you have sex with me? Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Baby, if you were a car door I'ld slam you all night!

Baby, if you were a car door I'ld slam you all night! Bad Pick-up line Paul
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You remind me of my pinky toe You're small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight

You remind me of my pinky toe You're small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight Bad Pick-up line Paul
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My love to you is like diarrhea i can't hold it in

My love to you is like diarrhea i can't hold it in Bad Pick-up line Paul
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That shirt's very becoming of you Of course, I'd be coming if I was on you, too

That shirt's very becoming of you Of course, I'd be coming if I was on you, too Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Want to go buy some pokemon cards? I want a Peek at chu

Want to go buy some pokemon cards? I want a Peek at chu Bad Pick-up line Paul
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Am I that sexy Or did you just spill beer on your pussy

Am I that sexy Or did you just spill beer on your pussy Bad Pick-up line Paul
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You remind me of my pinky toe You're small, deformed, oddly hairy, and covered in fungus.

You remind me of my pinky toe You're small, deformed, oddly hairy, and covered in fungus. Bad Pick-up line Paul
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