Bad Luck Brian

meets French-Canadian flight attendant Gaëtan Dugas in San Francisco in 1980 at a bar Contracts Aids

meets French-Canadian flight attendant Gaëtan Dugas in San Francisco in 1980 at a bar   Contracts Aids  Bad Luck Brian

Gun 8 inches from targets head Jams

Gun 8 inches from targets head Jams  Bad Luck Brian

Finally touches real breasts KFC chicken

Finally touches real breasts KFC chicken  Bad Luck Brian

Gets in a fight Tries Wax On, Wax Off

Gets in a fight Tries Wax On, Wax Off  Bad Luck Brian

Finally brings home a girl Cuts himself trying to get to the emergency condom. Bleeds to death

Finally brings home a girl Cuts himself trying to get to the emergency condom. 
Bleeds to death  Bad Luck Brian

Joins the navy Skid marks on his dress whites

Joins the navy Skid marks on his dress whites  Bad Luck Brian

tries to squeeze out farts right before a date shits himself

tries to squeeze out farts right before a date shits himself  Bad Luck Brian

Buys a foil sacred foundry gets robbed

Buys a foil sacred foundry gets robbed  Bad Luck Brian

Sees AMA of favorite actress Just ended

Sees AMA of favorite actress Just ended  Bad Luck Brian

Thinks of good Reddit post before bed Forgets

Thinks of good Reddit post before bed Forgets  Bad Luck Brian
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