Bad Luck Brian

Jokingly tells boss at company party I won't be in tomorrow because I'll be too hungover Calls off work for actually being sick, not hungover.

Jokingly tells boss at company party I won't be in tomorrow because I'll be too hungover  Calls off work for actually being sick, not hungover.  Bad Luck Brian

Survives fiery plane crash and lands in street Hit by car

Survives fiery plane crash and lands in street Hit by car  Bad Luck Brian

Loses 20 pounds boobs stay same size

Loses 20 pounds boobs stay same size   Bad Luck Brian

Brushing teeth Sneezes

Brushing teeth Sneezes  Bad Luck Brian

Had clever idea of making cake day on pi day so did everyone else

Had clever idea of making cake day on pi day so did everyone else  Bad Luck Brian

clicks "nsfw" link it's a dick

clicks

Quit Facebook because was waisting too much time on it Discovers Reddit

Quit Facebook because was waisting too much time on it Discovers Reddit  Bad Luck Brian

Meets girl at gym she farts and blames it on him

Meets girl at gym she farts and blames it on him  Bad Luck Brian

Joined reddit Became less social, less religious, less productive, and haven't talked to a girl since.

Joined reddit Became less social, less religious, less productive, and haven't talked to a girl since.  Bad Luck Brian

A nut a day keeps the bitches away

A nut a day keeps the bitches away  Bad Luck Brian
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