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Aliens land in Canada. The Canadians ask them which part of the country they wish to conquer. The aliens come in peace, though, so they respond, Nunavut.

Aliens land in Canada. The Canadians ask them which part of the country they wish to conquer. The aliens come in peace, though, so they respond, Nunavut.  Bad Joke Eel

what did the penguin do when a bird stole his eggs? he flippered him off

what did the penguin do when a bird stole his eggs? he flippered him off  Bad Joke Eel

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk  Bad Joke Eel

I used to be a carpenter But then I got bored

I used to be a carpenter But then I got bored  Bad Joke Eel

do ya get it...?

 do ya get it...?  Bad Joke Eel

What does relativity and a physicist's girl friend have in common They are both theories

What does relativity and a physicist's girl friend have in common  They are both theories   Bad Joke Eel

What's another reason why six and eight hate seven? It's the mean number.

What's another reason why six and eight hate seven? It's the mean number.  Bad Joke Eel

When is a bus not a bus? when it turns into a street

When is a bus not a bus? when it turns into a street  Bad Joke Eel

Peter Pan goes through puberty But they neverland

Peter Pan goes through puberty But they neverland  Bad Joke Eel

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar it was tense

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar it was tense  Bad Joke Eel
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