Bad Joke Eel

Ran into Basquiat. Asked him how he was doing. He said "Samo, Samo."

Ran into Basquiat.  Asked him how he was doing. He said

What do you call cheese that's not yours? NACHO-Cheese!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? NACHO-Cheese!!  Bad Joke Eel

What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's middle finger

What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's middle finger  Bad Joke Eel

Oregano Oregano

Oregano Oregano  Bad Joke Eel

She was only a whiskey-maker But he loved her still

She was only a whiskey-maker But he loved her still  Bad Joke Eel

You won't be able to make any cookies today Because all the Crisco is in your hair

You won't be able to make any cookies today Because all the Crisco is in your hair  Bad Joke Eel

Why did the motorcycle stop? Because it was two tired

Why did the motorcycle stop? Because it was two tired  Bad Joke Eel

When an eel with big teeth bites your ass from the reef thats a Moray

When an eel with big teeth bites your ass from the reef thats a Moray  Bad Joke Eel

Why did the farmer make his own butter? Some men just want to watch the milk churn.

Why did the farmer make his own butter? Some men just want to watch the milk churn.  Bad Joke Eel

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.  Bad Joke Eel
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