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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs. Bad Joke Eel
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Did you hear about the new cologne for rappers? It's called 50 scent

Did you hear about the new cologne for rappers? It's called 50 scent Bad Joke Eel
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Have you heard the Joke about the wall? You'll never get over it!

Have you heard the Joke about the wall? You'll never get over it! Bad Joke Eel
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Why didn't the pen and paper move? because it was stationery

Why didn't the pen and paper move? because it was stationery Bad Joke Eel
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how do you know carrots are good for your eyes? you dont see rabbits wearing glasses

how do you know carrots are good for your eyes? you dont see rabbits wearing glasses Bad Joke Eel
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So I finished eating one taco at taco bell and my stomach is grumbling like, "Yo where is the rest of it." My anus is like, "yo bro you have had enough." And my stomach is all like, "Fuck you asshole!"

So I finished eating one taco at taco bell and my stomach is grumbling like,
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My friend asked me for the 100th time why I put glue on one of his darts, so I replied "You just can't let it go can you?"

My friend asked me for the 100th time why I put glue on one of his darts, so I replied
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Ever hear of the movie constipated it never came out

Ever hear of the movie constipated it never came out Bad Joke Eel
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My jokes are like paper Tearrribe!

My jokes are like paper Tearrribe! Bad Joke Eel
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Found out I had a dermoid... It was diagnosed by a "gnawing pain" in my uterus

Found out I had a dermoid... It was diagnosed by a
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