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What do you call a basketball player with several dui's? A Carless boozer

What do you call a basketball player with several dui's? A Carless boozer  Bad Joke Eel

My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot

My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot  Bad Joke Eel

Why is dinosaur car insurance so high? Because tyrannosaurus rex.

Why is dinosaur car insurance so high? Because tyrannosaurus rex.  Bad Joke Eel

The last time i went to a seafood disco I pulled a mussel

The last time i went to a seafood disco I pulled a mussel  Bad Joke Eel

What did the big telephone say to the little telephone? You're too young to be engaged

What did the big telephone say to the little telephone? You're too young to be engaged  Bad Joke Eel

That's a Moray

That's a Moray  Bad Joke Eel

What is a hipsters favorite season? Summer, they like the weather before it gets cool.

What is a hipsters favorite season? Summer, they like the weather before it gets cool.  Bad Joke Eel

Some told me you sound like an owl... "whoooo?!!"

Some told me you sound like an owl...

What did the peanut butter say to the envious jam? Don't be so jellyous!

What did the peanut butter say to the envious jam? Don't be so jellyous!  Bad Joke Eel

What do you call a Jewish women's boobs? Jewbs

What do you call a Jewish women's boobs? Jewbs  Bad Joke Eel
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