Bad Joke Eel

An ice cream seller was found dead and covered with sprinkles and chocolate sauce Turns out he'd topped himself

An ice cream seller was found dead and covered with sprinkles and chocolate sauce Turns out he'd topped himself  Bad Joke Eel

What did the pirate say when the ship's steering wheel got stuck on his pants? Arrrgh, she's driving ME nuts!

What did the pirate say when the ship's steering wheel got stuck on his pants? 
 
Arrrgh, she's driving ME nuts!
  Bad Joke Eel

There are drug dealers in elementary schools now? What do they sell? Teddy Grams?

There are drug dealers in elementary schools now? What do they sell? Teddy Grams?  Bad Joke Eel

What day comes after MLK day? The blacks out

What day comes after MLK day? The blacks out   Bad Joke Eel

it's white and it goes up. A stupid snowflake.

it's white and it goes up. A stupid snowflake.  Bad Joke Eel

what do you call a sleepwalking nun? a roamin' catholic

what do you call a sleepwalking nun? a roamin' catholic  Bad Joke Eel

Why do moonkins only have two dots? Because a third one would be an eclipse.

Why do moonkins only have two dots? Because a third one would be an eclipse.  Bad Joke Eel

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats a moray

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats a moray  Bad Joke Eel

pi r square? no, pie are round!

pi r square? no, pie are round!  Bad Joke Eel

Why was the bicycle sitting down? It was Two tired to stand

Why was the bicycle sitting down? It was Two tired to stand  Bad Joke Eel
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