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Two fish swim into a concrete wall One turns to the other and says, "Dam!!"

Two fish swim into a concrete wall One turns to the other and says,

what do you call an earhquake in new york harlem shakes

what do you call an earhquake
in new york 
harlem shakes  Bad Joke Eel

Why did the jew play football? To get the quarterback.

Why did the jew play football? To get the quarterback.  Bad Joke Eel

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents  Bad Joke Eel

Took two girls out to dinner last night I'm consolidating

Took two girls out to dinner last night I'm consolidating  Bad Joke Eel

I asked Calliope to help me write a poem It was a-muse-ing

I asked Calliope to help me write a poem It was a-muse-ing  Bad Joke Eel

Lame pun coon? I don't see the app-eel.

Lame pun coon? I don't see the app-eel.  Bad Joke Eel

what is a math teachers favorite song? 99 problems

what is a math teachers favorite song? 99 problems  Bad Joke Eel

Sexy time yesterday was rice, if you know what i bean.

Sexy time yesterday was rice, if you know what i bean.  Bad Joke Eel

i love to make bad puns... After all, I'm em-eel

i love to make bad puns... After all, I'm em-eel  Bad Joke Eel
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