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dealer out of pot ask parents if they know anyone local

dealer out of pot ask parents if they know anyone local  Bad Advice Cat

Men's room occupied? Use the women's room--they won't care.

Men's room occupied? Use the women's room--they won't care.  Bad Advice Cat

STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY  Bad Advice Cat

She asks what a trouser snake is? Do it.

She asks what a trouser snake is? Do it.  Bad Advice Cat

can't get any sleep? ADDERALL time!

can't get any sleep? ADDERALL time!  Bad Advice Cat

OH,jesus!

OH,jesus!   Bad Advice Cat

bei einigen nachbarn klingeln wegen eines postpakets kleine thai fotze oeffnet die tuer und sagt kommen sie doch herein.

bei einigen nachbarn klingeln wegen eines postpakets kleine thai fotze oeffnet die tuer  und sagt kommen sie doch herein.  Bad Advice Cat

See a semi-truck coming? Play chicken.

See a semi-truck coming? Play chicken.  Bad Advice Cat

Can't get rid of hiccups? Hold in your breath for a really long time.

Can't get rid of hiccups? Hold in your breath for a really long time.
  Bad Advice Cat

bail out greece they'll totally pay you back

bail out greece they'll totally pay you back  Bad Advice Cat
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