Bachelor Grandpa

Google? Every morning, with a shot of whiskey before I brush my teeth!

Google? Every morning, with a shot of whiskey before I brush my teeth!  Bachelor Grandpa

in your class? won't shut the fuck up

in your class? won't shut the fuck up  Bachelor Grandpa

Rapture? Damn right I did

Rapture? Damn right I did  Bachelor Grandpa

I loaned Redflame my car once... ...and he crashed that too!

I loaned Redflame my car once... ...and he crashed that too!  Bachelor Grandpa

i just deployinated in my pants

i just deployinated in my pants  Bachelor Grandpa

Don't go to bed without a tutor And if it's a girl, don't go to bed with the tutor

Don't go to bed without a tutor And if it's a girl, don't go to bed with the tutor  Bachelor Grandpa

Taco bell? You mean the liberty bell we put in mexico

Taco bell? You mean the liberty bell we put in mexico  Bachelor Grandpa

I couldn't share my emotions... Now im all alone

I couldn't share my emotions... Now im all alone  Bachelor Grandpa

You have ADHD? We used to call that just being a fuckin wierdo

You have ADHD? We used to call that just being a fuckin wierdo  Bachelor Grandpa

When i was your age i never backpacked across europe i bombed the shit out of it

When i was your age i never backpacked across europe i bombed the shit out of it  Bachelor Grandpa
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