Average Canadian

constantly bitch about the weather still never move

constantly bitch about the weather still never move  Average Canadian

It's -40 outside today. Guess its time to make a milkshake

It's -40 outside today. Guess its time to make a milkshake  Average Canadian

Do nothing wrong Apologize.

Do nothing wrong Apologize.  Average Canadian

Asked to save world by president Becomes American Hero

Asked to save world by president Becomes American Hero  Average Canadian

I don't always drink alcohol But when I do, I drink it underage in Montreal

I don't always drink alcohol But when I do, I drink it underage in Montreal  Average Canadian

Claims to be accepting of all cultures and races Treats Quebec like a different country

Claims to be accepting of all cultures and races Treats Quebec like a different country  Average Canadian

Gets a call from wrong number "Sorry"

Gets a call from wrong number

No dollar bills to use at strip club writes one dollar checks instead of throwing coins

No dollar bills to use at strip club writes one dollar checks instead of throwing coins  Average Canadian

Claims to be super friendly Constantly makes fun of America

Claims to be super friendly Constantly makes fun of America  Average Canadian

Says something good about Canada Is really saying something bad about America

Says something good about Canada Is really saying something bad about America  Average Canadian
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