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Jenkins, get the fine China I wish to knock it off the table

Jenkins, get the fine China  I wish to knock it off the table  Aristocat

Jenkins, bring me an animal carcass I wish to parley with the humans

Jenkins, bring me an animal carcass I wish to parley with the humans  Aristocat

Jibbles, fetch me something to eat I feel like throwing up

Jibbles, fetch me something to eat I feel like throwing up  Aristocat

Jenkins, please take the liberty to retire for the night I'd like to wake you in a few hours by digging my claws into your bare feet

Jenkins, please take the liberty to retire for the night I'd like to wake you in a few hours by digging my claws into your bare feet  Aristocat

Shanghai, Hong Kong, Egg Fu Yun Fortune cookie always wrong

Shanghai, Hong Kong, Egg Fu Yun Fortune cookie always wrong  Aristocat

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HMMM. I grow weary of free Reddit. Onward to the Lounge.

HMMM. I grow weary of free Reddit. Onward to the Lounge.  Aristocat

Trickle Down On your carpet.

Trickle Down On your carpet.  Aristocat

Benson, fetch me the finest litter box I'd like to have something pretty to look at while I defecate on the carpet

Benson, fetch me the finest litter box I'd like to have something pretty to look at while I defecate on the carpet  Aristocat

Wilfred, fetch all my mousey toys for me I want to store them under the fridge for safekeeping

Wilfred, fetch all my mousey toys for me I want to store them under the fridge for safekeeping  Aristocat
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