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Jenkins bring me the brim of your hat I'd like to scratch my cheeks

Jenkins bring me the brim of your hat I'd like to scratch my cheeks  Aristocat

I am not stupid edward. i have an a+ in stupidity.

I am not stupid edward. i have an a+ in stupidity.  Aristocat

this is my cat's great great great grandfather... He was a slave owner

this is my cat's great great great grandfather...
 He was a slave owner   Aristocat

turkey and giblets? What is this, Port-Au-Prince?

turkey and giblets? What is this, Port-Au-Prince?  Aristocat

maxwell prepare supper then leave it on the edge of the counter and exit the kitchen

maxwell prepare supper then leave it on the edge of the counter and exit the kitchen  Aristocat

Reginald, fetch me your Italian loafers I wish to sharpen my claws while I defecate

Reginald, fetch me your Italian loafers I wish to sharpen my claws while I defecate  Aristocat

Geoffrey, prepare your finest blanket I'd like to perform intercourse with it

Geoffrey, prepare your finest blanket I'd like to perform intercourse with it  Aristocat
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