Aristocat

Jenkins, you must open the door now Only the carpet is good for puking grass onto

Jenkins, you must open the door now Only the carpet is good for puking grass onto  Aristocat

My name is not MITTENS you twat

My name is not MITTENS you twat  Aristocat

for it was a fancy feast.

for it was a fancy feast.  Aristocat

BLACK OUT? It's okay I tracked them down and had my people shoot them.

BLACK OUT? It's okay I tracked them down and had my people shoot them.  Aristocat

GOOD FORM WINSTON! OFF WE GO TO FIGHT THE HUNS!

GOOD FORM WINSTON! OFF WE GO TO FIGHT THE HUNS!  Aristocat

WAYNE, BRING THE CAR AROUND I WANT TO SLEEP UNDER IT

WAYNE, BRING THE CAR AROUND I WANT TO SLEEP UNDER IT  Aristocat

Jeeves, bring out our finest sofa. I wish to sharpen my claws.

Jeeves, bring out our finest sofa. I wish to sharpen my claws.  Aristocat

Jeeves, I'm feeling peckish Fetch me the petunias from the dining room

Jeeves, I'm feeling peckish Fetch me the petunias from the dining room  Aristocat

Negative my dear Watson If it tokes i smokes

Negative my dear Watson  If it tokes i smokes   Aristocat

Dogs have rights too down with the catriarchy

Dogs have rights too  down with the catriarchy  Aristocat
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