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Jenkins, please purchase and decorate a tree I'd like to swat all of the glass ornaments off of it

Jenkins, please purchase and decorate a tree I'd like to swat all of the glass ornaments off of it  Aristocat

I can has union? I can has scab

I can has union? I can has scab  Aristocat

I'm not racist. i was just stating that my best slaves are black.

I'm not racist. i was just stating that my best slaves are black.  Aristocat

I'm actually more of a liberal. The slaves have a right to work

I'm actually more of a liberal.  The slaves have a right to work   Aristocat

Meow Mix? Do I look like a black cat to you?

Meow Mix? Do I look like a  black cat to you?  Aristocat

alfred, prepare my personal computer i want to sit on it

alfred, prepare my personal computer i want to sit on it  Aristocat

Jenkins, I'm going exploring... Bring me a map of the sewers.

Jenkins, I'm going exploring... Bring me a map of the sewers.  Aristocat

slavery gets shit done

slavery gets shit done  Aristocat

jeeves, we need one of those new television machines i need a new place to sleep

jeeves, we need one of those new television machines i need a new place to sleep  Aristocat

Girl Dog tried to chase me... slapped her, Bitch Please!

Girl Dog tried to chase me...
 slapped her, Bitch Please!  Aristocat
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