Aristocat

Jeeves, go buy me a new expensive bed I'd like to sleep in the box it comes in

Jeeves, go buy me a new expensive bed   I'd like to sleep in the box it comes in  Aristocat

Sebastian, recover my tail I fear its eluded me in my pursuit

Sebastian, recover my tail I fear its eluded me in my pursuit  Aristocat

Butler Livers, get my accountant tis necessary to wire some of this karma to switzerland

Butler Livers, get my accountant  tis necessary to wire some of this karma to switzerland  Aristocat

Poverty is only for the poor

Poverty is only for the poor  Aristocat

its good owning land

its good owning land  Aristocat

"sir, the goldfish uprising had begun" give it 9 seconds, they'll forget

What's for dinner James? Fancy-feast? Again?!

What's for dinner James? Fancy-feast? Again?!   Aristocat

niggas in paris? more like niggers in cotton fields

niggas in paris? more like niggers in cotton fields  Aristocat

Geoffrey! Bring me 3 pounds of your finest imported catnip.

Geoffrey! Bring me 3 pounds of your finest imported catnip.  Aristocat

be a good chap and fetch me my walking shoes i wish to pounce on the laces

be a good chap and fetch me my walking shoes i wish to pounce on the laces  Aristocat
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