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Jeeves, find me my human I'd like to perform the dance of one-thousand deaths around his legs

Jeeves, find me my human I'd like to perform the dance of one-thousand deaths around his legs  Aristocat

Benson bRING ME OUR FINEST RUG I FEEL THE URGE TO REGURGITATE THE LEGS OF THE LIZARD I ATE FOR LUNCH.

Benson 
bRING ME OUR FINEST RUG I FEEL THE URGE TO REGURGITATE THE LEGS OF THE LIZARD I ATE FOR LUNCH.  Aristocat

semen everywhere

semen everywhere  Aristocat

Jenkins gather the hunting party the red dot is proving quite elusive

Jenkins gather the hunting party the red dot is proving quite elusive   Aristocat

You try to tell me to be thankful But all I hear is the sound of my litter box not being cleaned

You try to tell me to be thankful But all I hear is the sound of my litter box not being cleaned  Aristocat

Jenkins, bring me your finest leather chairs I'd like to ruin them.

Jenkins, bring me your finest leather chairs I'd like to ruin them.  Aristocat

jeeves, hand me my laptop I want to make one of these before reddit hates it

jeeves, hand me my laptop I want to make one of these before reddit hates it  Aristocat

reginald, be a dear and fetch the checkbook I wish to purchase a boat

reginald, be a dear and fetch the checkbook I wish to purchase a boat  Aristocat

Mo' Money Mo' quandaries

Mo' Money
 Mo' quandaries  Aristocat

I'm not sexist; I love women We need them to do our cooking and cleaning

I'm not sexist; I love women We need them to do our cooking and cleaning  Aristocat
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