Aristocat

I am not racist Some of my best slaves are mexican

I am not racist Some of my best slaves are mexican  Aristocat

yes, I earned my fortune in the prohibition days smuggling cat-nip across the border...

yes, I earned my fortune in the prohibition days smuggling cat-nip across the border...  Aristocat

Unions? Unions are for those with no cheezeburgers.

Unions? Unions are for those with no cheezeburgers.  Aristocat

Alfred, take a seat I wish to step on your genitals

Alfred, take a seat I wish to step on your genitals  Aristocat

JENKINS! I THINK YOU'LL BE QUITE PLEASED WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS I'VE LEFT A TROVE OF RAT GUTS IN YOUR QUARTERS

JENKINS! I THINK YOU'LL BE QUITE PLEASED WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS  I'VE LEFT A TROVE OF RAT GUTS IN YOUR QUARTERS  Aristocat

Driver, To the Hamptons. I tire of this rat race.

Driver, To the Hamptons. I tire of this rat race.  Aristocat

Percival,walk me to the nearest tumble dryer As it is now time for my afternoon nap

Percival,walk me to the nearest tumble dryer As it is now time for my afternoon nap  Aristocat

Jenkins, time to wake up I wish to show you my asshole

Jenkins, time to wake up I wish to show you my asshole  Aristocat

Jeeves, put up my finest curtains I'd like to go climbing

Jeeves, put up my 
finest curtains I'd like to go climbing  Aristocat

Alfred prepare me a mojito I'd like to play with the straw

Alfred prepare me a mojito I'd like to play with the straw  Aristocat
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