Aristocat

i just farted... Loud and proud bitch

i just farted... Loud and proud bitch  Aristocat

Jenkins, I can see that you're asleep I'd still like to smell your nose and wake you with my whiskers

Jenkins, I can see that you're asleep I'd still like to smell your nose and wake you with my whiskers  Aristocat

Jenkins you may let me out I want to come back inside shortly.

Jenkins you may let me out  I want to come back inside shortly.  Aristocat

Credit don't need it

Credit don't need it  Aristocat

I am not racist Some of my best slaves are black

I am not racist Some of my best slaves are black  Aristocat

Jenkins wake me at 3 am I wish to run around the house batshit crazy

Jenkins wake me at 3 am I wish to run around the house batshit crazy  Aristocat

Jenkins, buy a fine cat house I wish to play in the box

Jenkins, buy a fine cat house I wish to play in the box  Aristocat

jeeves fetch me an expensive rug i feel puke coming on

jeeves fetch me an expensive rug i feel puke coming on  Aristocat

Excuse me, do you have any grey poop on your shoe, because I left some there

Excuse me, do you have any grey poop on your shoe, because I left some there  Aristocat

no soy racista pero mis mejores esclavos son negros

no soy racista pero mis mejores esclavos son negros  Aristocat
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