Archer

No! They're call girls when they're alive When they're dead they're just hookers

No! They're call girls when they're alive When they're dead they're just hookers   Archer

I assume there's a bar? Or whatever. Cantina?

I assume there's a bar? Or whatever. Cantina?  Archer

Don't shout "fire" in a crowded Theater Just use a Smith & Wesson M&P15 semiautomatic rifle. WHAT, Too soon?

Don't shout

It's like taking candy from a candy hating baby

It's like taking candy from a candy hating baby  Archer

Call Kenny Loggins cause your in... the danger zone

Call Kenny Loggins cause your in... the danger zone  Archer

Lana. Lana. Lana. LANAAAAA!

Lana. Lana. Lana. LANAAAAA!  Archer

mother he thinks hes people

mother he thinks hes people  Archer

No, don't... ...you're so ugly when you cry.

 No, don't... ...you're so ugly when you cry.  Archer

3 morning glory's? Yeah... Um.. You might be in the... DANGER ZONE!!!!

3 morning glory's? Yeah... Um.. You might be in the... DANGER ZONE!!!!  Archer

because I could really go for some chicken and waffles

because I could really go for some chicken and waffles  Archer
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