Archer

If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me

If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me  Archer

DUH and/or HELLO

DUH and/or HELLO  Archer

haha yeah, keep laughing while i finish the whiskey

haha yeah,
keep laughing while i finish the whiskey  Archer

Who are you supposed to be, Topper Bottoms? Stern yet sensual skipper of the U.S.S. Rough Service?

Who are you supposed to be, Topper Bottoms?
Stern yet sensual skipper of the U.S.S. Rough Service?  Archer

No, don't... ...you're so ugly when you cry.

 No, don't... ...you're so ugly when you cry.  Archer

"Wow, this might be hard to drive..." "...With such a huge, throbbing erection"

I dont always clean.. But when I do, I use... MOP!

I dont always clean.. But when I do, I use... MOP!  Archer

We got any lube? At this point even olive oil would... ...help me get that drawer unstuck.

We got any lube? At this point even olive oil would... ...help me get that drawer unstuck.  Archer

If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me

If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me  Archer

Wait, do you not?

Wait, do you not?  Archer
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