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Why didn't the cat drink its milk? it's face was stapled to the floor.

Why didn't the cat drink its milk? it's face was stapled to the floor. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Did you hear about the jewish accountant? Yes. He's leading a very succesful career and the fact that he is jewish is totally irrevelant

Did you hear about the jewish accountant? Yes. He's leading a very succesful career and the fact that he is jewish is totally irrevelant Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the chicken cross the road? happy birthday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? happy birthday! Anti-Joke Chicken
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A catholic priest, a rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar They politely order some ice water, and share with each other their religions views in an orderly manner

A catholic priest, a rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar They politely order some ice water, and share with each other their religions views in an orderly manner Anti-Joke Chicken
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Arise CHICKUN

Arise CHICKUN Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did the college freshman say after a night of hard drinking? Nothing, he died

What did the college freshman say after a night of hard drinking? Nothing, he died Anti-Joke Chicken
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what do you call a no eyed fish? Astyanax mexicanus, or the blind cave fish. it inhabits deep sea and river caves with no access to sunlight, therefore it has no need for eyes. they find their way round using lateral lines. these sense fluctuating water p

what do you call a no eyed fish? Astyanax mexicanus, or the blind cave fish. it inhabits deep sea and river caves with no access to sunlight, therefore it has no need for eyes. they find their way round using lateral lines. these sense fluctuating water p Anti-Joke Chicken
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how do you confuse a blond? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

how do you confuse a blond? paint yourself green and throw forks at her Anti-Joke Chicken
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What is red and smells like blue paint Red paint

What is red and smells like blue paint Red paint Anti-Joke Chicken
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why would you take ecstasy and laxatives in order to increase intestinal motility whilst stimulating the central nervous system causing heavy defecation and extreme emotional and physical elation

why would you take ecstasy and laxatives in order to increase intestinal motility whilst stimulating the central nervous system causing heavy defecation and extreme emotional and physical elation Anti-Joke Chicken
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