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How many cocroaches does it take to change a light bulb? none, they're too small and too weak to lift one and too stupid to know how to screw it in.

How many cocroaches does it take to change a light bulb? none, they're too small and too weak to lift one and too stupid to know how to screw it in. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's faster than a black man with a VCR? The Toyota that's about to hit him.

What's faster than a black man with a VCR? The Toyota that's about to hit him. Anti-Joke Chicken
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what is a vampire's favorite dessert? vampires are not real

what is a vampire's favorite dessert? vampires are not real Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why'd the chicken cross the road? because it escaped from the farm it was on

Why'd the chicken cross the road? because it escaped from the farm it was on Anti-Joke Chicken
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Arrow in the Knee? This looks bad. Let's get that elevated. we're probably going to have to amputate.

Arrow in the Knee? This looks bad. Let's get that elevated. we're probably going to have to amputate. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Yo momma so fat She has to wear large clothes

Yo momma so fat She has to wear large clothes Anti-Joke Chicken
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What do an eel and a raccoon have in common? they both tell bad jokes

What do an eel and a raccoon have in common? they both tell bad jokes Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her

How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her Anti-Joke Chicken
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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have some h20." The second says "'I'll have some water. why're you saying it like that? we're not at the lab anymore." The first chemist went to the bathroom and cried

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? A DROWNING VICTIM!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? A DROWNING VICTIM! Anti-Joke Chicken
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