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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they smell bad

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they smell bad Anti-Joke Chicken
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A priest, rabbi and an imam are on a plane Having a serious discussion about religion.

A priest, rabbi and an imam are on a plane Having a serious discussion about religion. Anti-Joke Chicken
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why did sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms.

why did sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Knock Knock "who's there?" You're delusionally paranoid. Just open the door.

Knock Knock
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knock knock come in.

knock knock come in. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did Batman say to robin before he got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did Batman say to robin before he got in the car?
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What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's brown and sticky? A stick Anti-Joke Chicken
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van. Anti-Joke Chicken
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"Do you know the Muffin Man?" No, I don't because he is a fictional character that cannot mainfest into a being whose muffin-like body would allow him to procreate, exhibit homeostastis, excret, and uphold to the other 7 biological characteristics of life
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Why did i cross the road? i don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random.

Why did i cross the road? i don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random. Anti-Joke Chicken
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