Anti-Joke Chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Roses are red, 
Violets are blue. 
 I have a gun. 
Get in the van.  Anti-Joke Chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? because i had to.

why did the chicken cross the road? because i had to.  Anti-Joke Chicken

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender Promptly calls animal control because there is a loose animal in the bar and can be a threat to people's safety.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender Promptly calls animal control because there is a loose animal in the bar and can be a threat to people's safety.  Anti-Joke Chicken

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar I'm Christian

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar I'm Christian  Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock, Knock.

 Who's there? Dave.
Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.  Anti-Joke Chicken

WHAT DID THE KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS GET FOR CHRISTMAS? CANCER

WHAT DID THE KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS GET FOR CHRISTMAS? CANCER  Anti-Joke Chicken

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer  Anti-Joke Chicken

cock a doodle do

cock a doodle do  Anti-Joke Chicken
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