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If john has 50 pizzas and eats 45 what does he have? obesity. john has obesity.

If john has 50 pizzas and eats 45 what does he have? obesity. john has obesity. Anti-Joke Chicken
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How MANY JEWS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the ladder up for the guy screwing in the light bulb, just in case he falls and dies.

How MANY JEWS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the ladder up for the guy screwing in the light bulb, just in case he falls and dies. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus Anti-Joke Chicken
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Did you here about the guy that walked into a minefield? Everyone did

Did you here about the guy that walked into a minefield? Everyone did Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the semen cross the road? Semen sound like "seamen" you're a funny guy

Why did the semen cross the road? Semen sound like
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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my t'baccy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my t'baccy Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why cant i hold all this karma Because Karma is not an animate object, thus it cannot be held

Why cant i hold all this karma Because Karma is not an animate object, thus it cannot be held Anti-Joke Chicken
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What has 2 hands but can't hold anything? A tetraplegic.

What has 2 hands but can't hold anything? A tetraplegic. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the chicken cross the road? arrogance. that`s why

Why did the chicken cross the road? arrogance. that`s why Anti-Joke Chicken
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