Anti-Joke Chicken

HA! HA! I'm using disembodied chicken head!

HA!   HA! I'm using disembodied chicken head!  Anti-Joke Chicken

The chicken who crossed the road was my fucking wife you asshole

The chicken who crossed the road was my fucking wife you asshole  Anti-Joke Chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? because someone left the chicken coop open, thus letting many chickens out to wander, and maybe cross a nearby road, endangering it's own life.

why did the chicken cross the road? because someone left the chicken coop open, thus letting many chickens out to wander, and maybe cross a nearby road, endangering it's own life.  Anti-Joke Chicken

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" Between 300 and 1500 pounds depending on size, gender, age, and their ability to obtain food.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" "$3.50"

A neutron walks into a bar and asks

a funny thing happened the other day and I said "Nice laugh" to my wife. She said she didn't understand how it was funny. I asked why she laughed then. It was because if she did not laugh, I would have asked, "You didn't think that was funny?" I remember

a funny thing happened the other day and I said

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horses replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks

What did the kids in Africa eat for dinner?

What did the kids in Africa eat for dinner?   Anti-Joke Chicken

Why do Republicans like shopping at Duty-Free stores? Republicans hate paying taxes

Why do Republicans like shopping at Duty-Free stores? Republicans hate paying taxes  Anti-Joke Chicken

knock knock? who's there... a cop, your whole family died in a car accident

knock knock? who's there... a cop, your whole family died in a car accident  Anti-Joke Chicken
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