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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else. Anti-Joke Chicken
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If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water? it gets wet.

What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water? it gets wet. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream??? Because he was hit by a bus....

Why did the boy drop his ice cream??? Because he was hit by a bus.... Anti-Joke Chicken
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That's what she said! She didn't.

That's what she said! She didn't. Anti-Joke Chicken
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A rabbi walks into a bar He has to have 5 stitches in the hospital and pay $500.

A rabbi walks into a bar He has to have 5 stitches in the hospital and pay $500. Anti-Joke Chicken
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No cellphones at school Bluetooth experiment fail

No cellphones at school Bluetooth experiment fail Anti-Joke Chicken
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