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What's the object of a Jewish football game? To score more points than the other team.

What's the object of a Jewish football game? To score more points than the other team. Anti-Joke Chicken
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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken What...what is that smell? Oh my GOD, what kind of HORROR is this? RUN for your LIVES We are the secret ingredient.

A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken What...what is that smell? Oh my GOD, what kind of HORROR is this? RUN for your LIVES We are the secret ingredient. Anti-Joke Chicken
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you know what sucks? Pancreatic Cancer

you know what sucks? Pancreatic Cancer Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's the difference between a duck? an orange.

What's the difference between a duck? an orange. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What is so funny about chlamydia? Nothing. It is a long infection characterised by painful sexual intercourse, bleeding and multiple tears

What is so funny about chlamydia? Nothing. It is a long infection characterised by painful sexual intercourse, bleeding and multiple tears Anti-Joke Chicken
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You got 99 problems? I'm sorry I hope everything works out for you

You got 99 problems? I'm sorry I hope everything works out for you Anti-Joke Chicken
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and the mechanic said to the penguin: ''it looks like you have blown a seal" "oh, have i got come in my hair again?"

and the mechanic said to the penguin: ''it looks like you have blown a seal
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What did the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do all night? Stayed awake because he couldn't sleep.

What did the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do all night? Stayed awake because he couldn't sleep. Anti-Joke Chicken
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So Hispanic, African-American, Jewish and Asian men were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

So Hispanic, African-American, Jewish and Asian men were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Did you hear the one about the quadriplegic baseball player? After the accident, his wife left him, divorced him, and took most of his money. He also lost his kids in a custody battle, as he was deemed unfit to care for them.

Did you hear the one about the quadriplegic baseball player? After the accident, his wife left him, divorced him, and took most of his money. He also lost his kids in a custody battle, as he was deemed unfit to care for them. Anti-Joke Chicken
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