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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? FISH

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? FISH Anti-Joke Chicken
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A rope walks into a bar and the bartender says "No ropes." So he goes to the bathroom, ties himself in a knot and ruffles himself up. He returns to the bar and the bartender says "I said no ropes, get the fuck out."

A rope walks into a bar and the bartender says
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Knock Knock "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?"

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Why did the pony have a sore throat? Because of a bacterial infection

Why did the pony have a sore throat? Because of a bacterial infection Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did helen keller name her dog? Kamikaze-go. He was a japanese akita.

What did helen keller name her dog? Kamikaze-go. He was a japanese akita. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's the difference between a truckload of cement and a truckload of dead babies? Dead babies are an inferior construction material.

What's the difference between a truckload of cement and a truckload of dead babies? Dead babies are an inferior construction material. Anti-Joke Chicken
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So a dyslexic man walks into a bra and the owner slapped him across the face

So a dyslexic man walks into a bra and the owner slapped him across the face Anti-Joke Chicken
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Donde hubo fuego es porque hubo una reaccion quimica de oxidacion violenta de una materia combustible, con desprendimiento de llamas, calor, vapor de agua y dioxido de carbono. Es un proceso exotermico. Desde este punto de vista, el fuego es la manifestac

Donde hubo fuego es porque hubo una reaccion quimica de oxidacion violenta de una materia combustible, con desprendimiento de llamas, calor, vapor de agua y dioxido de carbono. Es un proceso exotermico. Desde este punto de vista, el fuego es la manifestac Anti-Joke Chicken
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Where did little susie go after the explosion? Everywhere

Where did little susie go after the explosion? Everywhere Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus Anti-Joke Chicken
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