Anti-Joke Chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did rihanna leave chris brown? Because she was in an abusive relationship.

Why did rihanna leave chris brown? Because she was in an abusive relationship.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? That's none of your fucking business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That's none of your fucking business.   Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i can, that's why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i can, that's why.  Anti-Joke Chicken

why are mice not nice? rainbows out their rear ends

why are mice not nice? rainbows out their rear ends  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did sally fall off the swing? because sally had no arms.

Why did sally fall off the swing? because sally had no arms.  Anti-Joke Chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't. It was too afraid of oncoming traffic to motivate itself to walk across.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't.  It was too afraid of oncoming traffic to motivate itself to walk across.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What is black and white and red all over? A painting

What is black and white and red all over? A painting  Anti-Joke Chicken

why did the little girl fall off the swing? because she had no arms

why did the little girl fall off the swing? because she had no arms  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the dog cross the road? He was after the chicken

Why did the dog cross the road? He was after the chicken  Anti-Joke Chicken
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