Anti-Joke Chicken

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife just died of cervical cancer"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks,

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? She didn't have any arms. She couldn't even brake her fall.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? She didn't have any arms. She couldn't even brake her fall.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because I fucking felt like it.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because I fucking felt like it.  Anti-Joke Chicken

in soviet russa Pants jizz in you!

in soviet russa Pants jizz in you!  Anti-Joke Chicken

a seal walks into a club

a seal walks into a club  Anti-Joke Chicken

your mom is so fat her obesity greatly affects her motor skills, thus rendering her immobile.

your mom is so fat her obesity greatly affects her motor skills, thus rendering her immobile.  Anti-Joke Chicken

How can you tell if a black guy is lying? give him a lie detector test.

How can you tell if a black guy is lying? give him a lie detector test.  Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you get a clown out of a tree? Hit him with an axe.

How do you get a clown out of a tree? Hit him with an axe.  Anti-Joke Chicken

I evolved from an orangutan... but im sad because my poop is not as big as my relatives!

I evolved from an orangutan... but im sad because my poop is not as big as my relatives!  Anti-Joke Chicken

"Laptop is broken :( What more could go wrong..." You could die of cancer

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