Anti-Joke Chicken

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks,

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.  Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you save a drowning baby? harpooning it

How do you save a drowning baby? harpooning it  Anti-Joke Chicken

What does Levi call his jeans? "My jeans" you fucking idiot

What does Levi call his jeans?

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge wearing a denim jacket.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did timmy drop his ice-cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did timmy drop his           ice-cream? Because he got hit by a bus  Anti-Joke Chicken

Gets text from crush saying I love you Piano falls on head

Gets text from crush saying I love you Piano falls on head  Anti-Joke Chicken

What was the last thing that went through Stalin's mind before he died? A blood clot.

What was the last thing that went through Stalin's mind before he died? A blood clot.  Anti-Joke Chicken

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 16.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 16.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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