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what is blue and smells like red paint!? blue paint

what is blue and smells like red paint!? blue paint Anti-Joke Chicken
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A baby seal walks into a club ...

A baby seal walks into a club ... Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. Caption 3 goes here

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. Caption 3 goes here Anti-Joke Chicken
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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your husband was involved in a terrible accident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your husband was involved in a terrible accident. Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you get a toddler to jump? Say "jump or i'll freaking kill you."

How do you get a toddler to jump? Say
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A BLACK GUY, A WHITE GUY, AND AN ASIAN GUY WALK INTO A BIOLOGY CLASSROOM THE PROFESSOR GIVES A LECTURE ON THE SUBJECT OF DNA AND EXPLAINS THAT AS MEMBERS OF THE SAME SPECIES, EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IS BARELY DISTINGUISHABLE FROM ONE ANOTHER AT THE GENETIC L

A BLACK GUY, A WHITE GUY, AND AN ASIAN GUY WALK INTO A BIOLOGY CLASSROOM THE PROFESSOR GIVES A LECTURE ON THE SUBJECT OF DNA AND EXPLAINS THAT AS MEMBERS OF THE SAME SPECIES, EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IS BARELY DISTINGUISHABLE FROM ONE ANOTHER AT THE GENETIC L Anti-Joke Chicken
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"how could this day get any worse?" "your entire family dies."
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Hey, want to hear a joke? Yeah, so would i.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Yeah, so would i. Anti-Joke Chicken
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a duck walks into a bar animal control is notified of the situation and the duck is promptly escorted to a nearby park

a duck walks into a bar animal control is notified of the situation and the duck is promptly escorted to a nearby park Anti-Joke Chicken
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An englishman, Irishman and scot'sman walk into a bar the barman says 'is this some kind of joke?'

An englishman, Irishman and scot'sman walk into a bar the barman says 'is this some kind of joke?' Anti-Joke Chicken
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