Anti-Joke Chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alztheimers Cheese on toast

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have alztheimers  Cheese on toast  Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock - knock No hands

Knock - knock No hands  Anti-Joke Chicken

so a horse walks into a bar Several people get up and leave as they recognize the possible danger in the situation

so a horse walks into a bar Several people get up and leave as they recognize the possible danger in the situation  Anti-Joke Chicken

3 guys walk into a bar the fourth one ducked

3 guys walk into a bar the fourth one ducked  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? not sure, but it was a big mistake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? not sure, but it was a big mistake.  Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

How do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family   Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock knock who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock knock
who's there?
Dave.
Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Genocide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Genocide  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why is being sat on by a girl the same as breathing through a wet washcloth You have to be a Taliban prisoner to survive it

Why is being sat on by a girl the same as breathing through a wet washcloth You have to be a Taliban prisoner to survive it  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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