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What's black and blue and red all over? A badly bruised rape victim covered in their own blood.

What's black and blue and red all over? A badly bruised rape victim covered in their own blood.  Anti-Joke Chicken

in soviet russia inanimate objects aparrently do to you the thing that you would do to them anywhere else in the world

in soviet russia inanimate objects aparrently do to you the thing that you would do to them anywhere else in the world  Anti-Joke Chicken

why did the atheist cross the road? because he was such a fucking asshole

why did the atheist cross the road? because he was such a fucking asshole  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call alternative medicine that works? Medicine

What do you call alternative medicine that works? Medicine   Anti-Joke Chicken

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital where he could hold his only son's hand as he dies of leukemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital where he could hold his only son's hand as he dies of leukemia   Anti-Joke Chicken

What's black, white, and red all over? Socially Awkward Penguin. he's bleeding. Call for help.

What's black, white, and red all over? Socially Awkward Penguin. he's bleeding. Call for help.  Anti-Joke Chicken

why do black guys always have red eyes after having sex? pepper spray

why do black guys always have red eyes after having sex? pepper spray   Anti-Joke Chicken

why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors? if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.

why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors? if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What did one poppy seed say to the other? Seeds don't speak. Do they?

What did one poppy seed say to the other? Seeds don't speak. Do they?  Anti-Joke Chicken
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