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Your mom is so dumb She thinks Positron annihilation lifetime spectroscopy is a destructive spectroscopy technique to study voids and defects in solids, but it's actually non-destructive

Your mom is so dumb She thinks Positron annihilation lifetime spectroscopy is a destructive spectroscopy technique to study voids and defects in solids, but it's actually non-destructive Anti-Joke Chicken
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If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? munchies. john has the munchies.

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? munchies. john has the munchies. Anti-Joke Chicken
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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the squirrel. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why does an undertaker wear a suit and tie? Because it’s a serious job that requires a lot of gravitas.

Why does an undertaker wear a suit and tie? Because it’s a serious job that requires a lot of gravitas. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Knock Knock! Two quick blows to the head cause a subdural hematoma. You gradually lose consciousness and die soon thereafter.

Knock Knock! Two quick blows to the head cause a subdural hematoma. You gradually lose consciousness and die soon thereafter. Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her Anti-Joke Chicken
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Priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and have an honest and open discussion about the merits of each's Religion

Priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and have an honest and open discussion about the merits of each's Religion Anti-Joke Chicken
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Guess what? My asshole

Guess what? My asshole Anti-Joke Chicken
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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society. Anti-Joke Chicken
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