Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you make a clown shut up? You hit it in the face with an ax.

How do you make a clown shut up? You hit it in the face with an ax.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap. He had been extinct for millions of years.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap. He had been extinct for millions of years.  Anti-Joke Chicken

WHY DIDN'T THE SKELETON GO TO THE PARTY? HE DIED YEARS AGO.

WHY DIDN'T THE SKELETON GO TO THE PARTY? HE DIED YEARS AGO.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why Did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why Did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.  Anti-Joke Chicken

how deep do you have to bury a frenchman? six feet is an internationally accepted depth for the burial of a human corpse

how deep do you have to bury a frenchman? six feet is an internationally accepted depth for the burial of a human corpse  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did Snoop dog carry an umbrella? There was a 58% chance of precipitation that day.

Why did Snoop dog carry an umbrella? There was a 58% chance of precipitation that day.  Anti-Joke Chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the dmv

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the dmv  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf? A mother

What do you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf? A mother  Anti-Joke Chicken

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says- Get out, you're a horse, you don't belong in a bar

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says- Get out, you're a horse, you don't belong in a bar  Anti-Joke Chicken

How many chickens does it take to tell a joke? Yes!

How many chickens does it take to tell a joke? Yes!   Anti-Joke Chicken
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