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how many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? NONE. Squirrels are not sentient, nor do they have opposable thumbs, thus they cannot change a lightbulb.

how many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? NONE. Squirrels are not sentient, nor do they have opposable thumbs, thus they cannot change a lightbulb. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the chicken cross the road? I didnt, you sir have been severely misinformed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I didnt, you sir have been severely misinformed! Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's worse than calling someone a liar? Calling him NOSTRADOMUS.

What's worse than calling someone a liar? Calling him NOSTRADOMUS. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's worse than being picked on in school? Being anally raped, murdered and dropped in a ditch.

What's worse than being picked on in school? Being anally raped, murdered and dropped in a ditch. Anti-Joke Chicken
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why was the old man snoring? he had a deviated septum

why was the old man snoring? he had a deviated septum Anti-Joke Chicken
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knock knock No, that means your time's up

knock knock No, that means your time's up Anti-Joke Chicken
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In soviat Russia Lots of people died in poor surcomstances after living their life in poverty

In soviat Russia Lots of people died in poor surcomstances after living their life in poverty Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why'd the chicken cross the road? I'm dying, you sick fuck.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? I'm dying, you sick fuck. Anti-Joke Chicken
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why did the black guy walk home by himself? He decided to go green

why did the black guy walk home by himself? He decided to go green Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients.

Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients. Anti-Joke Chicken
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