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What do calendars eat? Nothing, calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep track of the date and important events.

What do calendars eat? Nothing, calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep track of the date and important events. Anti-Joke Chicken
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What the difference between a dead baby and a punching bag? One isn't funny at all and the other is the result of an abortion.

What the difference between a dead baby and a punching bag? One isn't funny at all and the other is the result of an abortion. Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his Family

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his Family Anti-Joke Chicken
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So a horse walks into a bar he's an alcoholic

So a horse walks into a bar he's an alcoholic Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's worse than The holocaust? finding half a worm

What's worse than The holocaust? finding half a worm Anti-Joke Chicken
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Did you hear the one about quadriplegic baseball player? After the accident, his wife left him, divorced him, and took most of his money. He also lost his kids in a custody battle, as he was deemed unfit to care for them.

Did you hear the one about quadriplegic baseball player? After the accident, his wife left him, divorced him, and took most of his money. He also lost his kids in a custody battle, as he was deemed unfit to care for them. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Do you like fish sticks? NO

Do you like fish sticks? NO Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Two men walk into a bar One of them should have seen it

Two men walk into a bar One of them should have seen it Anti-Joke Chicken
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