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how do you make a baby float? Take your foot off it's head

how do you make a baby float? Take your foot off it's head Anti-Joke Chicken
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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis Anti-Joke Chicken
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Your girlfriend is so ugly that her spiritual beauty, stable income, and abundance of intelligence should more than make up for her lack of good looks...

Your girlfriend is so ugly that her spiritual beauty, stable income, and abundance of intelligence should more than make up for her lack of good looks... Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did I cross the road? There was an enticing worm on the groud across the street.

Why did I cross the road? There was an enticing worm on the groud across the street. Anti-Joke Chicken
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es bueno el cilantro en cantidades industriales

es bueno el cilantro en cantidades industriales Anti-Joke Chicken
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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it is a horse and horses cannot talk

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks,
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what did obi-wan say to anikin at lunch? pass the salt.

what did obi-wan say to anikin at lunch? pass the salt. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Yo mama so fat Her obesity greatly affects her motor skills, thus rendering her immobile.

Yo mama so fat Her obesity greatly affects her motor skills, thus rendering her immobile. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Do snails have a language? The existence of a snail language cannot be proven or disproven. If there is, we don't understand it (and snails can't speak our language).

Do snails have a language? The existence of a snail language cannot be proven or disproven. If there is, we don't understand it (and snails can't speak our language). Anti-Joke Chicken
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