Anti-Joke Chicken

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? "Life sucks."

What did the blind man say to the deaf man?

People like to think I'm not intelligent so they don't feel guilty when they eat me for dinner

People like to think I'm not intelligent so they don't feel guilty when they eat me for dinner       Anti-Joke Chicken

what's extremely large, round and gaseous? uranus, the 7th planet from the sun

what's extremely large, round and gaseous? uranus, the 7th planet from the sun  Anti-Joke Chicken

KNOCK-KNOCK NO HANDS

KNOCK-KNOCK NO HANDS  Anti-Joke Chicken

What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster did, The rooster did. Get it.

 What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster did,
The rooster did.
Get it.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It wasn't, numbers do not experience emotion.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It wasn't, numbers do not experience emotion.   Anti-Joke Chicken

What's yellow and good at math? A yellow calculator

What's yellow and good at math? A yellow calculator  Anti-Joke Chicken

why did suzy fall off the swing. because she has no arms.

why did suzy fall off the swing. because she has no arms.   Anti-Joke Chicken

What's sad about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadalac? They were my friends

What's sad about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadalac? They were my friends  Anti-Joke Chicken

knock knock. who's there? an orange. not a banana.

knock knock. 
who's there? an orange. 
not a banana.  Anti-Joke Chicken
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