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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why can’t Hellen Keller Drive? Because she’s dead.

Why can’t Hellen Keller Drive? Because she’s dead. Anti-Joke Chicken
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two guys are sitting at a restaurant. the waiter comes by and asks the first guy what he wants to drink. the first guy says, "i'll have some H2O". the second guy says "i'll have some H2O, too". the waiter gives the second guy hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) and

two guys are sitting at a restaurant. the waiter comes by and asks the first guy what he wants to drink. the first guy says,
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van, if you scream you die

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van, if you scream you die Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why doesn't God like fruitCake? Because he doesn't exist

Why doesn't God like fruitCake? Because he doesn't exist Anti-Joke Chicken
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How do you get rid of unwanted house guests? stab them

How do you get rid of unwanted house guests? stab them Anti-Joke Chicken
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Where did little Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Where did little Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere Anti-Joke Chicken
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Knock Knock Its the IRS

Knock Knock Its the IRS Anti-Joke Chicken
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Now why would I want to cross the road? Look at all of those cars. It's dangerous. I may have a brain the size of a peanut & run haphazardly if you cut my head off, but I'm not stupid!!!

Now why would I want to cross the road? Look at all of those cars. It's dangerous. I may have a brain the size of a peanut & run haphazardly if you cut my head off, but I'm not stupid!!! Anti-Joke Chicken
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Why did the kid drop the ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the kid drop the ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus Anti-Joke Chicken
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