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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jam has pieces of the actual fruit in it.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jam has pieces of the actual fruit in it. Anti-Joke Chicken
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what's worse than the Holocaust? finding half a worm

what's worse than the Holocaust? finding half a worm Anti-Joke Chicken
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Where's my tractor?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor
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You know how to kill a blonde? Hold the barrel of a pistol to their head and pull the trigger

You know how to kill a blonde? Hold the barrel of a pistol to their head and pull the trigger Anti-Joke Chicken
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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else Anti-Joke Chicken
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What's worse than the Holocaust? The Soviet Purges (14-16,000,000 people starved, killed out right, or worked to death). We don't talk about that though, they were our allies at the time.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The Soviet Purges (14-16,000,000 people starved, killed out right, or worked to death). We don't talk about that though, they were our allies at the time. Anti-Joke Chicken
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what did the policeman say to his stomach nothing, he walked away and caught a robber.

what did the policeman say to his stomach nothing, he walked away and caught a robber. Anti-Joke Chicken
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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, your mother is dead

Knock Knock Whos there? The police, your mother is dead Anti-Joke Chicken
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Whats worse than a closet door falling on a little girl? A baby drowning in a bath tub

Whats worse than a closet door falling on a little girl? A baby drowning in a bath tub Anti-Joke Chicken
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what did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.

what did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers. Anti-Joke Chicken
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