Anti-Joke Chicken

What's the difference between chris brown and a locked safe? chris brown beat the shit out of rihanna

What's the difference between chris brown and a locked safe? chris brown beat the shit out of rihanna  Anti-Joke Chicken

what did the chicken say to the cow? it only make clucking sounds, technically it didn't "say" anything, and it could not be proven the clucks were even directed at the cow

what did the chicken say to the cow? it only make clucking sounds, technically it didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Your mom is so fat that she is above average in terms of weight

Your mom is so fat  that she is above average in terms of weight  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's brown and sticky? Dysentery

What's brown and sticky? Dysentery  Anti-Joke Chicken

You know whats worse than eating a worm in your apple? Being raped

You know whats worse than eating a worm in your apple? Being raped  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken's farmer was careless enough to leave the latch of the chicken coop unlatched and wandered away with it like that, and said chicken was smart enough to leave it's previous chamber and has made it's w

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken's farmer was careless enough to leave the latch of the chicken coop unlatched and wandered away with it like that, and said chicken was smart enough to leave it's previous chamber and has made it's w  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why doesn't god like fruitcake? Because no one fucking likes fruitcake

Why doesn't god like fruitcake? Because no one fucking likes fruitcake  Anti-Joke Chicken

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.  Anti-Joke Chicken

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks
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