Anti-Joke Chicken

what's orange, black, & red? the eyes of my decapitated wife

what's orange, black, & red? the eyes of my decapitated wife  Anti-Joke Chicken

what sits in the corner and smokes? a baby chewing on a power chord

what sits in the corner and smokes? a baby chewing on a power chord   Anti-Joke Chicken

How old would dr. seuss be today? Dead

How old would
 dr. seuss be today? Dead  Anti-Joke Chicken

why couldn't the cat talk? it was run over by bus full of children.

why couldn't the cat talk? it was run over by bus full of children.   Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock Knock WHo's there? George Washington Carver. George Washington. George Washington who?

Knock Knock
WHo's there?


 George Washington Carver.   George Washington.
George Washington who?  Anti-Joke Chicken

chicken patties every god damn day.

chicken patties every god damn day.  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to bathroom? They're all dead

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to bathroom? They're all dead  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms  Anti-Joke Chicken

Hvorfor gikk ikke Carl i barnehage med de andre vennene sine? Han var 17.

Hvorfor gikk ikke Carl i barnehage med de andre vennene sine? Han var 17.  Anti-Joke Chicken

"Knock knock" come in

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