Anti-Joke Chicken

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse looks over at Klingler then down at his privates. the horse began to cry. Klingler was offered a drink.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks

So the chicken with tourettes... Boobies!

So the chicken with tourettes... Boobies!  Anti-Joke Chicken

   Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you call a guy with no arms? An ambulance, that guy needs medical attention!

What do you call a guy with no arms? An ambulance, that guy needs medical attention!  Anti-Joke Chicken

How does Hitler tie his shoelaces? Like anyone else; over, under, around the tree...Swing past the knothole, pull and see!

How does Hitler tie his shoelaces? Like anyone else; over, under, around the tree...Swing past the knothole, pull and see!
  Anti-Joke Chicken

What do you use for sleeping, sitting and brushing your teeth? A bed, a chair and a toothbrush.

What do you use for sleeping, sitting and brushing your teeth? A bed, a chair and a toothbrush.  Anti-Joke Chicken

How does a rooster get thrown out of a henhouse? He chokes the chicken

How does a rooster get thrown out of a henhouse? He chokes the chicken  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why can't Hitler eat candy? Because he's dead

Why can't Hitler eat candy? Because he's dead  Anti-Joke Chicken

99 bottles of beer on the wall Alcohol poisoning

99 bottles of beer on the wall  Alcohol poisoning   Anti-Joke Chicken

what's the opposite of a duck? a duck made of antimatter.

what's the opposite of a duck? a duck made of antimatter.  Anti-Joke Chicken
Like us for More!